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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 15:27
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Are you already having anal sex?
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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No go.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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